

Yes, she does.
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This Was A Triumph
I'm Making A Note Here:
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
Still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa. . .
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway. this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
When there's science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
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One of the functions of myth that we have discussed, is
that they “reconcile us to tragedy and death”. Choose one myth we have read as
your main focus, and discuss what key lessons this myth seems to be offering
about the nature and reality of death. To what extent do these lessons seem to
be culture-specific, and to what extent to they continue to speak to us as
human beings? Be sure to support your discussion with specific examples from
the text.
Definite Afterlife with set instructions to achieve it
Osiris becoming the Lord of the Land of the Dead
Horus becoming an intermediary between life and death, the
living and the dead
Instructions towards death, grief
Relationships between parents and children
Vengeance
Death is inevitable, cannot be defeated
Some compromise with death can be reached
Danger is everywhere
Balance: establishment of order and justice
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I did not feel anymore informed
after watching CBS Evening News than I did before. Perhaps this was due to my
consumption of radio news broadcasts, or the perceived fluffy nature of Katie
Couric’s delivery of what should be hard news. It could be due to the mandatory
consumption of said product, but I left unsatisfied.
I enjoyed the pieces that were not done by Katie Couric. Though she left the Today
Show more than a year ago, I cannot dismiss the fluffy morning show
demeanor she exudes. She seemed to appear primarily for transitions with the
largest stories being covered by a different correspondent, with a few passing
stories presented by herself each lasting about a minute or less. Every story
she presented made me wonder, is this really the most important story she could
be covering? Perhaps it’s just me, but her presentations lacked a certain
weight, or gravitas, that I have come to expect from the news. Katie’s downy
delivery makes me yearn for the thick eccentricity of Dan Rather; even Satirist
Stephen Colbert has a more satisfactory delivery. I implicate myself as a
sexist, but she seems to lack any authority in her presentation even as much
Barbara Walters manages to convey. Perhaps Walter Cronkite has spoiled us.
Strangely, the most entertaining part of the broadcast was unintentional. During a segment
about the drought in the Southeastern United States an interviewee stated,
“Unfortunately, drought is the Rodney Dangerfield of natural disasters. People
don’t take it seriously until it’s too late.” Apparently, the drought ‘don’t
get no respect’; it was the fourth longest story. The longest story was
about the presidential election, which is still a year away, and made use of a
colorful board game as a representation of political caucus. This was a
colorful and enriching method to convey a foreign concept to its viewership. I
would not say that the Evening News
is infotainment, although somewhat sensationalist, because when I look for
entertainment I generally search for something that is uplifting, lighthearted
even, and not talking about the nuclear ambitions of supposed rogue states. I
would further disqualify it from being infotainment for the lack of information
I felt I received during the broadcast, although this was because I acquire the
majority of my news in the morning and my routine does not apply to everyone,
although the visuals were quite stark in some cases. Images of lakes with less
than ten feet of water were much more alarming than imagining what those last
ten feet look like. It raised the issue from something I was aware of to
something I was alarmed of.
I had a roommate who used to tape commercials he found entertaining, like HeadOn and
Gieco commercials, and then watch them over and over. This was annoying; he
would quote them like they were shiny gems of pop culture. The advertisements
in the CBS Evening News were not entertaining; perhaps I wasn’t their target
audience. In fact, I am sure that I am not in their target demographic, but I
doubt they would have been funny to anyone. As far as I can tell, there is
nothing funny about vitamin supplements or erectile dysfunction. I found the
commercials much less funny than the actual news segments, but any news story
that makes a reference to Rodney Dangerfield is gold, so its not really a fair
comparison.
The targeted demographic was, as I gathered, old. The
longest story was about presidential caucuses, the second about a health scare.
The advertisements were primarily dominated with pharmaceutical commercials for
ailments afflicting the elderly or aging or similar products like vitamins and
fiber-filled cereals; the news stories also seemed skewed toward this audience
with their higher voting turnout and lower immune response.
Procrastination and mental health
Procrastination can be a persistent and debilitating disorder in some people, causing significant psychological disability and dysfunction. These individuals may actually be suffering from an underlying mental health problem such as depression or ADHD.
While procrastination is a behavioral condition, these underlying mental health disorders can be treated with medication and/or therapy. Therapy can be a useful tool in helping an individual learn new behaviors, overcome fears and anxieties, and achieve an improved quality of life. Thus it is important for people who chronically struggle with debilitating procrastination to see a trained therapist or psychiatrist to see if an underlying mental health issue may be present.
Severe procrastination and/or ADD can cross over into internet addiction or computer addiction. In this instance the individual has a compulsion to avoid reality by surfing the web or playing video games (see Game addiction) or looking at online pornography (see Pornography addiction). Although these are relatively new phenomena, they are being considered as psychiatric diagnoses by mental health professionals.
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Physiological
Research on the physiological roots of procrastination mostly surrounds the role of the prefrontal cortex. This area of the brain is responsible for executive brain functions such as planning, impulse control, attention, and acts as a filter by decreasing distracting stimuli from other brain regions. Damage or low activation in this area can reduce an individual's ability to filter out distracting stimuli, ultimately resulting in poorer organization, a loss of attention and increased procrastination. This is similar to the prefrontal lobe's role in Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD), where underactivation is common. [3]
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Television News Survey
Derek Allen
G02484779
Fall 2007 9:00-10:00
October 24, 2007
Does the program fulfill the broadcaster’s responsibility to inform U.S. citizens? Is the program of a high quality? Can citizens learn much about the state of the world by watching such a program? Based on the advertisements, what appears to be the targeted demographic? Does the program represent infotainment? Or is it a “serious” new program? Feel free to comment on issues you believe are relevant to the assignment. Include page numbers, a two to three page analysis.
Introduction
I did not feel anymore informed after watching CBS Evening News than I did before. Perhaps this was due to my consumption of radio news broadcasts, or the perceived fluffy nature of Katie Couric’s delivery of what should be hard news. It could be due to the mandatory consumption of said product, but I left unsatisfied.
Quality
I enjoyed the pieces that were not done by Katie Couric. Every story she presented made me wonder, is this really the most important story she could be covering? Perhaps it’s just me, but her presentations lacked a certain weight, or gravitas, that I have come to expect from the news. Katie’s downy delivery makes me yearn for the thick eccentricity of Dan Rather; even Satirist Stephen Colbert has a more satisfactory delivery. I implicate myself as a sexist, but she seems to lack any authority in her presentation even as much Barabra Walters manages to convey. Walter Cronkite has spoiled us.
Entertainment value
Strangely, the most entertaining part of the broadcast was unintentional. During a segment about the drought in the Southeastern United States an interviewee stated, “Unfortunately, drought is the Rodney Dangerfield of natural disasters. People don’t take it seriously until it’s too late.” Apparently, the drought ‘don’t get no respect’; it was the fourth longest story. The longest story was about the presidential election, which is still a year away, and made use of a colorful board game as a representation of political caucus. This was a colorful and enriching method to convey a foreign concept to its viewership.
Advertisements
I had a roommate who used to tape commercials he found entertaining, like HeadOn and Gieco commercials, and then watch them over and over. This was annoying; he would quote them like they were shiny gems of pop culture. The advertisements in the CBS Evening News were not entertaining; perhaps I wasn’t their target audience. In fact, I am sure that I am not in their target demographic, but I doubt they would have been funny to anyone. As far as I can tell, there is nothing funny about vitamin supplements or erectile dysfunction. I found the commercials much less funny than the actual news segments, but any news story that makes a reference to Rodney Dangerfield is gold, so its not really a fair comparison.
The targeted demographic was old.
Observations
Katie Couric does not have gravitas[D1] . Light and fluffy like a morning show, superfluous. She seemed to appear primarily for transitions with the largest stories being covered by a different correspondent. There was no coverage of Iraq.
[D1] Define gravitas
Program: | CBS Evening News | ||||
Date: | 16-Oct-07 | ||||
Time: | 6:30-7:00pm | ||||
Segment # | Description | Time | |||
1 | Intro | 1 | : | 0 | 0 |
2 | Health piece about an antibiotic resistant "superbug" | 3 | : | 2 | 0 |
3 | Real estate story, an "economic warning" | 2 | : | 0 | 0 |
4 | Weather report: California sandstorm | 0 | : | 2 | 0 |
5 | Weather report: Southeast drought | 2 | : | 0 | 0 |
6 | White House meeting with the Dalai Lama | 0 | : | 3 | 0 |
7 | Vladimer Putin's visit to Iran | 1 | : | 1 | 0 |
8 | Coming up next | 0 | : | 2 | 0 |
9 | Advertisements for Swanson Broth, Preparation H, Aricept, Levitra | 2 | : | 3 | 0 |
10 | Story about presidential caucus dates | 4 | : | 4 | 0 |
11 | Coming up next | 0 | : | 1 | 0 |
12 | Advertisements for Caduet, CVS/pharmacy, Veramyst Nasal Spray | 2 | : | 3 | 0 |
13 | Developments in the Jena 6 case | 1 | : | 5 | 0 |
14 | Story about a drug bust at JFK airport | 0 | : | 3 | 0 |
15 | Coming up next | 0 | : | 1 | 0 |
16 | On tomorrow's broadcast… | 0 | : | 1 | 0 |
17 | Advertisements of Mucinex Nasal Spray, Plavix, Centrum Silver, Total ceral, local news | 2 | : | 4 | 0 |
18 | Story about injured football player Kevin Everett | 0 | : | 2 | 0 |
19 | Story about advances in prosthetic limb development | 2 | : | 5 | 0 |
20 | Sign-off | 0 | : | 2 | 0 |
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"For women, the hairstyle has become marginally popular again in the
first few years of the twenty-first century. It can be created by
ratting at the roots of the hair on the sides of the pompadour towards
the top of the head. Then the hair is combed up and over the ratted
hair, off the forehead, the front up in a curl straight back, and the
sides pulled back towards the center."
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Twice a week I shuffle between classes to edify myself. Seven days a week, I am a media junkie. Each morning I graze on the singsong tones of NPR’s Morning Edition that flutter down into my dreams. Some mornings I listen intently to Steve and Renée, others are marked by a poignant sensation of déjà vu. Cartoons augment Saturday mornings with siblings; days beginning with ‘T’ will feature a silent commute and television in the evening. I’ll listen to the Rick Emerson Show, if time allows, or watch an odd episode of The Office on DVD, but the majority of media devotion belongs to the Internet. The twenty-eighth and twenty-ninth were no exception to this habitude.
I come from a religious family that uses a special brand of DVD player that skips scenes deemed inappropriate. I can count the number of rated R movies I’ve seen on my hands. I received a rather awkward assignment in the past week that involved watching media coverage from a 24-hour news outlet; I don’t have cable. I only have twenty-two MySpace friends, perhaps because I am a late adopter (although I have failed to adopt a trendy iPod at all). I haven’t set my radio to a commercial music station since my family made the leap to country music formats, although I will still listen to my extensive jazz collection when I have work to attend to. I would consider myself a media anomaly.
I have not found the college environment to be a significant variable in my media consumption nearly as much as other factors such as work and social schedules. Even as I write this reflection, I continue to check my RSS feeds for updates and browse Wikipedia between paragraphs. While some assignments provide me with excuses to listen to music, which I would not make otherwise, I would not consider classes to be the most substantial affect on my media consumption. I have noticed that my movie intake has decreased dramatically since I became single again and the corresponding free time has been relegated to other forms of media, primarily electronic entertainments with a slight increase in television engagements (possibly due to a new fall schedule).
I am very much entertainment oriented. Whatever medium, I hate the feeling stagnation that accompanies boredom. There is always some information conduit that can be tapped. Fortunately, most of the entertainment I desire can be procured through a series of tubes if I happen to miss the original broadcast. This applies to my favorite television and radio productions, as well as music, movies, and games if I sought them over peer-to-peer networks. I subscribe to a multitude of feeds through my customized Mozilla Firefox browser so I can be certain to check the latest updates of my favorite sites or avoid looking at outdated sites. I constantly reference various online encyclopedias and dictionaries as references when writing both assignments and weblog postings.
One of the most amazing applications of media is the ability to unite people in a common experience, whether watching a college student get tased, a presidential debate, an anticipated book release, or musical event. With so many diversifying venues to choose from, it becomes more difficult to choose which to invest in. Ultimately it comes down to content, but the medium greatly affects the freshness, which I value. Due to my distractible nature, I find both novels and movies difficult to appreciate without an invested interest. I enjoy the Internet and radio because of their flexibility and rapid responsive to a dynamic world at a pace television and print cannot match. I also find the static nature of most popular music to be restrictive. Reading and television require more resources to process to the fullest extent than both the Internet and radio that better facilitate multitasking and can be enjoyed both passive and actively. The Internet, and the radio to a much smaller extent, can be enjoyed both as an audience member and active participant. I would also afford music some of this comfort, but because I listen to it so infrequently and the prohibitive costs involved in consuming and producing music much less so. I must disclose that my favorite entertainment comes from the television as The Office, which I enjoy enough to schedule my week around. But the episodes are only new once (though always awesome), however, the Internet is almost always accessible and new. I also dislike commercials. And The Office is available online, with deleted scenes. Delicious.
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