I have to say: I love gibbons. With all my body (even my pee pee).Ninjas Gibbons are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. Now that the minor REAL Ultimate Power parody is out of the way, I still must confess that gibbons are cool, and by cool I mean totally sweet. Ok, thats the last one. I promise. But lets consider some key facts:
1. Gibbons are mammals.
2. Gibbons fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of gibbons is to flip out and kill people.
I appologize. I couldn't resist. They have really super cool long arms and pretty much just swing around in the trees all day. Who wouldn't want to do that? And they walk upright on the ground, the only other primate to do it besides humans. And get this, they do it with their super long arms sticking STRAIGHT UP in the air. How cool is that? Very. If you don't think gibbons have real ultimate power you better get a life right...
...sorry. But what I love most about Gibbons is that picture. He's like "oh noes!" Its wonderful. My roommate is addicted to rollercoaster tycoon now. I am an addiction god.
Monday, January 30, 2006
Gibbon
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Frick. That's a cute monkey.
Also, I'm glad to hear that you're still alive out there. Whew.
I am very much alive, But I burned my finger. Can't win them all. I have stories to share, perhaps one day I will write them down. Perhaps the kind that mock the childhood of my sister. I was fairly diligent in making her first few years memorable.
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