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Showing posts with label AP News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label AP News. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Serious Post

Well, serious post. Mostly. I guess I should have used "the relevant to my interests" cat instead. Oh well.

When my friend and I were riding the metro access express through Portland, we saw a group of protesters assembled in Pioneer Courthouse Square. They seemed to be from the International Tibet Independence Movement, or a related cause. I certainly recognized the beautiful flag of Tibet, which is outlawed in China. I casually remarked that I didn't know why China was so interested in occupying the region and the man sitting ahead of me scoffed (or was it a grunt?) in agreement. With all the commotion, I decided it was time to find out, which means briefly read the Wikipedia article and feign intelligence.

I know full well that I won't be able to understand such a complex topic in an hour, but establishing a few heuristics would be a nice start. It's not like this is skub or anything that straight-forward. The first thing I did was check out the economy of Tibet and found this:
In January of 2007, the Chinese government issued a report outlining the discovery of a large mineral deposit under the Tibetan Plateau.[112] The deposit has an estimated value of $128 billion and may double Chinese reserves of zinc, copper, and lead. China sees this as a way to alleviate the country's dependence on foreign mineral imports necessary for its growing economy. However, critics worry that mining these vast resources will harm Tibet's fragile ecosystem as well take valuable resources away from the Tibetan people.
That seems like it might be fairly contentious. There all this stuff with demographic swamping and what Tibet actually is. And then there are ethnic groups. I felt satisfied at this point. I now had sufficient reason to justify my psuedo-indignation at an emerging superpower. But then I wondered, what else could I be mad at the Chinese for? Poisoning children? Circumcision? Then it hit me: fur.
“We thought this was a great opportunity for exposure,” said Caroline Nasella, 24, whose organization was In Defense of Animals. She stood holding a big banner that read “China: Stop Your Bloody Fur Trade!” [source]
I have a slight desire to make some snide comment about those darn hippies and their San Fransisco values, but I'm much more intrigued by what sorts of furs China is exporting. There are the obvious tiger, panda, and saiga. Luckily, Google opened my eyes. I guess that's pretty horrible and whatever; I'm still kind of hooked on that saiga thing. It looks like a mix of a tapir and an antelope! Awesome.

Monday, March 17, 2008

The Best Kind of Rampage



I've always been partial to this kind of rampage, but naked rampages are definitely up there. The video has some of the best visual gags, I guess you'd call them, of any news report I've ever seen. I also happened upon this seemingly unrelated article on wikipedia that caught my interest, probably because I'm a huge nerd.

Man goes on naked rampage in supermarket | KATU.com - Portland, Oregon | Weird News

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Tantamount to Terrorism


I just realized I didn't wear green today. This wasn't on purpose, but I'm glad I've reached a point where I don't need to feel threatened that I will be harassed based on my clothing choice (physically, that is). I've always felt that aspect of St. Patrick's Day had an element of implicit terrorism.

I think I've eaten too many Gummy Vites. They taste delicious! I seem to have fallen into a rather bad habit of eating a bear after each time I died in TF2. This quickly amounts to an overdose. I have a headache.

I'm trying to find a specific story shared by Tim Riley, but no luck. It was about an unfortunate flight on an airline and then some litigation. If you stumbleupon it, you're sure to recognize it instantly. Instead, I found this, which is delicious in another way. Ok, similar way. Still amusing because of this:
"Sheen got the girls to dress
up as cheerleaders and chant his name while performing sex acts. They
loved Charlie. They said he was a great guy. A great lover. One time he
had them dressed up like cheerleaders, chanting 'Charlie! Charlie! He's
our man. If he can't do it, nobody can!'"

The chanting gets me for some reason. Like he needs encouragement. The other detail is kind of amusing if you imagine Charlie Sheen holding an imaginary camera pretending to film them. But only if you imagine.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Rolling the Dice

I don't think I get enough traffic to warrant the AP's attention, so I'm using their graphic.

I'm in a computer lab right now. It's a little frustrating because the keyboard is really loud, scripts are disabled, and I'm cantankerous overall. I should just just brought my own laptop, but I was running late because the damn printer wouldn't work and the cat just mewing and I was like...

You get the idea.

In any case, I went to bed unusually early last night, in a sad state of affairs this means 11pm and I was awoken by an BBC report. Today, I've made a point to find this story. It wasn't easy; I had to track through at least five separate pages, including the story with this image which I found a little humourous. Of course, in retrospect, I should have just checked out the health section of Google News, where it is at the top. They didn't test for all STDs, choosing to focus on the most common. The STD rates apparently slide between as much as 50% in some demographics to as low as 20%, which is still 1 in 5. That gives you a higher probability of contracting an STD than capturing Western Australia, depending on how you roll the dice.

Finally, a cute story, to cleanse the pallet. Unfortunately, it reminds me of this horrible, horrible game.

Friday, March 07, 2008

White Whale

Technically, it's an orca, so the title of the piece is a little deceptive as Ahab hunted sperm whales. Still pretty neat. My mom decided to decorate one of the family bathrooms with an orca theme and when my sister was like 4 she believed that every body of water contained killer whales, including my waterbed and puddles. Being the ass that I was/am, I used to jump on my bed to torture her, but luckily, "Free Willy" (as she had named it) had a secret tunnel that he could use to swim to my parents' waterbed. She also used to stick orca toys in the sink and fill it with water, thinking it would come alive when submerged. My mom always drained these, and my sister cried. Good times! I've told all these stories about orcas and my family and completely omitted the time we visited Keiko and my mom got a great picture of him and my sisters and his three foot long erect penis.

Wired News - AP News
Fearnbach said the white whale stood out.

"When you first looked at it, it was very white," she said Thursday.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Panicking is for Pansies

One woman was injured. Because she decided to jump off the truck. Did anyone else jump off the truck? If they did, they didn't get hurt. Don't jump off the truck! It reminds me of the Hindenburg's fatalities. Most deaths were not caused directly by the fire but were from jumping
from the burning airship. Those passengers who rode the airship on its
descent to the ground survived.
I love this macro, perhaps too much.


Nation & World | Fire Closes Disney's Animal Kingdom Ride | Seattle Times Newspaper

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Monday, January 21, 2008

Blue Monday

Today is the most depressing day of the year? But I'm enjoying the holiday!
I heard first on Morning Edition, and then later in a report by Tim Riley, that today is the Gloomiest Day of the Year. They call it 'Blue Monday,' which is a pretty awesome title. There's some research to back it up from a leading psychologist. You can do the leg work if you're interested. I really just wanted to find this soundbite of advice Mr. Riley shared from said psychologist:

"Focus on the good things you do have in your life. If one of your limbs does not work, focus on the three that do."
Ananova - Blue Monday

Enjoy this picture I found using The Search which I felt was appropriate (source):


Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Monday, January 14, 2008

Blade Runner will not run

Wired Magazine just did a piece on Oscar Pistorius. It's unfortunate timing, really. He was just declared ineligible for competition in the Bejing Olympics. He's already a paralympic champion and was looking to be the first to crossover. The wording they used in the declaration seems...loaded:
"any technical device that incorporates springs, wheels or any other
element that provides a user with an advantage over another athlete not
using such a device"
I'm not an expert, but it looks like that could be construed to exclude anyone with an artificial limb, or whatever, from competing if it gives them an advantage over any other competitor, even if the other person sucks.


At least he has a cool nickname: Blade Runner.




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Saturday, January 05, 2008

Yes, but...

...how do you get them to let you groom them?

Wired News - AP News

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Friday, December 14, 2007

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Fear


Maybe we can engineer the fear of spiders out of our systems in the future. It's one of the silliest phobias around. Also, the fear of snakes. But I'm fairly certain more people die from snake bites than spider bites, so spiders first. Even though I know I have nothing to fear from spiders, they still give me the jeeblies. For this, I am ashamed.


Wired News - AP News
TOKYO (AP) -- Cat and mouse may never be the same. Japanese scientists say they've used genetic engineering to create mice that show no fear of felines, a development that may shed new light on mammal behavior and the nature of fear itself.



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