Waffling in THREE dimensions.

Monday, January 30, 2006


I have to say: I love gibbons. With all my body (even my pee pee).Ninjas Gibbons are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. Now that the minor REAL Ultimate Power parody is out of the way, I still must confess that gibbons are cool, and by cool I mean totally sweet. Ok, thats the last one. I promise. But lets consider some key facts:
1. Gibbons are mammals.
2. Gibbons fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of gibbons is to flip out and kill people.
I appologize. I couldn't resist. They have really super cool long arms and pretty much just swing around in the trees all day. Who wouldn't want to do that? And they walk upright on the ground, the only other primate to do it besides humans. And get this, they do it with their super long arms sticking STRAIGHT UP in the air. How cool is that? Very. If you don't think gibbons have real ultimate power you better get a life right...

...sorry. But what I love most about Gibbons is that picture. He's like "oh noes!" Its wonderful. My roommate is addicted to rollercoaster tycoon now. I am an addiction god.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Flying car

I just found this facinating. Its a neat party trick, whatever the case may be.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

I am an evil twin.

When I first met him, i thought the similarities were superficial. Same first name. Same middle name. Can't be that rare, right? I was wrong. It turns out we have alot more than the same name and haircut. We're both here on second south in the dorms. We both lost our academic scholarships for getting 2.9s, but still have our music scholarships. We even had wind ensemble together last semester. He plays trombone and is in Jazz Lab, thus proving that evil will always triumph. He's not that great at halo, but is great fun to play with. Anyways, i thought that was interesting...

My roommate is a mix of chris gifford and chris pranger. This morning he was playing dungeons and dragons with some other people on the floor. He also drinks coke (gasp!). This semester will be a helluva lot better than Pranger's. Poor Pranger.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006


Everything* is good.

Excluding: My new cell phone, kool-aid, the weather, etc...

Tuesday, January 10, 2006


I just finished REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Handbook and I have to say, its absolutely hilarious. Not all of the content is fresh, but the real thrill comes from piecing together the life of Robert Hamburger. I loved it.