Forest Ninja (photos!)

Photo posts of my recent adventures!


Of my brief foray into Eugene, this is Bruce Campbell stencil is the only picture worth posting.
During my brief expedition to Big 5 I found this gem. That kid will mess you up. He even makes jumping rope look bad-ass. You wouldn't see this kid playing with scented hula hoops, which were rather disappointing by the way.
I shared a bed with this. Yes, it was everything you'd imagine it to be and more.
Though we saw a plethora of elk, deer, and other creatures with haunting eyes along Route 12, this was the closest thing we saw to a bear.
Jesus was present with a sexy Santa Claus and a little Wonder Woman, neither of whom are present in this picture. I also saw a parrot and a banana. Surprisingly, no eagles or sharks.
I don't know who this is, but there was a long line of people wanting his signature. Don't bother trying to tell me, I won't care.
This haircut was so horrible, I had to have a picture.
I am looking forward to this greatly. I was bereaved when I learned he had been there on Saturday. Looking at the cast, I am already in love.

Singles Awareness Day Bear

This is a bear I concocted a few years back. I still think it's pretty wonderful, even if the images I just took aren't. The hearts aren't sown on the message can be switched with some safety pins. All three messages are displayed here. The text was inspired, if not blatantly lifted, from the Despair, Inc. candies.

Teeth Stains

A very unflattering picture of my teeth stained by the methylene blue. The stains last longer on skin than teeth, which is fortunate. I don't know if I'll be able to get a decent picture of my sclera. Methylene blue tastes pretty disgusting. This will be my last trial for a time...probably...