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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Single's Awareness Day

I just sent these off to the Scroll for their new feature Top Five, like Letterman's but more crappy. I used Jon's email for convenience.

Top Five ways to spend Singles Awareness Day:

1. Flirting with that coy Ticonderoga in the Testing Center.

2. On the phone with Mother.

3. Same way as the last five Friday nights: Godzilla movies.

4. Sharing your emotional inadequacies with 15 close friends on X-Box live.

5. With a tub of ice cream, bath salts, and Hugh Grant's smile.

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