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Sunday, January 27, 2008

Marriage Gift

I recently learned a friend of mine is getting married. At age 20. I know, right? It gets worse: I learned about this through Facebook.

Motherfucking Facebook!

Anyways, supposing I decide to go (it would be all sorts of awkward!) I would probably be expected to bring a gift and whatever. There are any number of awkward gifts I could get, but I think this one would be the most socially responsible:

Costco - ONE® Condoms

If only they came in larger packages than 40 yield...

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